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Exterminator! Exterminator! by William S. Burroughs
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“There are no innocent bystanders ... what are they doing there in the first place?”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“Homer Mandrill thuds to the bloody grass, ejaculates, excretes and dies. A.J. points a finger at the cop.
“Arrest that pig!” he screams. “Seize the assassin!”
A.J. was held in $100,000 bail which he posted in cash out of his pocket.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“The writer flinches from his typewriter the cop turns sick with the sight of his badge. Tools fall from slack hands plows gather dust in ruined barns. Fanatical sects spring up wrecking whole districts in whirlwind riots. A few minutes later the rioters sit in the wreckage stirring blood with a stick staring into space with dead hopeless eyes. Last twitches of the dying west.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“Crowds are looting the museums for weapons... Stone axes, Fijian war clubs, Samurai swords, crossbows, bolos, boomerangs... They put on costumes to match. Militant queens snatch up krises... "LET'S RUN AMOK DUCKS IT'S FUN."... They hit the street in loincloths.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“Now just a minute boys listen to Old Sarge. Why make the usual stupid scene kicking in liquor stores grabbing anything in sight? You wake up hung-over in an alley your prick sore from fucking dry cunts and assholes your eye gouged out by a broken beer bottle you and your asshole buddy wanted the same piece of ass. No fun in that. Why not leave it like this? They go about their daily tasks and we just take what we want when we want it cool and steady easy and make them like it. You see what I mean.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“Not in innocence and not in Asia was mankind born. The home of our fathers was the African highland on a sky-swept savannah glowing with menace. The most significant of all our gifts was the legacy bequeathed us by our immediate forebears a race of terrestrial, flesh-eating, killer apes….”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“Four schoolboys caught jacking off by Macintosh the druggist who is a self-styled sodomy fighter and goes around looking for the bastards, screaming "I will DRAAAG you to the police" got five years for sodomy.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
tags: sodomy
“America America "ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO" from purple mountain's majesty "BLESS YOU BLESS YOU BLESS YOU”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“Alone in the room Bently wipes off the grey features of a perfect servant to reveal himself as the Insidious Doctor Fu Manchu.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“We were wiped out Ma. He ain't human. My buddy's out there with his throat ripped open to the spine I seen it cut him like a buzz saw not a cop's son for nothing I know when to run and the way Stinky went down screaming for the Virgin to Jesus hope I never see a sight like that again sand sucking him in like a great big... aw gee Ma I almost said a dirty word like a big rectum mother I'm all in. I need one of your Miltowns.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“Now a wall of silent dogs pour down the sides of the ravine.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“Dead stars. We went out long ago.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“The Chinese waiters charge with meat cleavers...
"FLUCK YOU FLUCK YOU FLUCK YOU...”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“And we would turn out all the lights and in total darkness hit each other with chairs.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“CLEM (standing in front of U.S.A. map): "You know I love this country. Only thing wrong with it is the folks living there." (His face goes black with hate.) << MOTHER-LOVING STUPID-ASSED BIBLE-BELT CUNTSUCKERS.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“And he has a pet rat he knocked all its teeth out feeds it on milk the rat is now very tame and affectionate.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
tags: rats
“She is screaming in Yiddish no bugs are there we force our way in I turn the bed back... my God thousands of them fat and red with grandma and when I put the spray to them she moans like the Gestapo is murdering her nubile daughter engaged to a dentist.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!
“Personally I prefer a pyrethrum job to a fluoride. With the pyrethrum you kill the roaches right there in front of God and the client whereas this starch and fluoride you leave it around and back a few days later a southern defense worker told me "They eat it and run around here fat as hawgs.”
William S. Burroughs, Exterminator!