Claudia and the Bad Joke Quotes

“frightened out of their wits”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke

“I was under my bed. My head was, anyway. I was looking for a bag of Doritos that I knew I had hidden there. Remember when I said I love junk food? What I didn’t mention was that my parents don’t approve of eating a lot of the stuff, so I have to hide it in my room. It’s everywhere — but you’d never know it. The naked eye cannot see it.”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke

“Like, to hang grapes from your earlobes, or make a vest out of teabags.”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke

“God made the rivers, God made the lakes, God made Claudia … well, we all make mistakes.”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke

“Cici!”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke

“limbo,”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke

“associate”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke

“Mary Anne schedules our baby-sitting jobs.”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke

“Stoneybrook, Connecticut.”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke

“Oh, goody! The doorbell.”
― Ann M. Martin, Claudia and the Bad Joke