Starship Titanic Quotes

“What sort of a transportation system d'you call this? The more popular it is the slower it goes!... 'You have to devise a system that goes faster the more popular it is, so it can cope! It's perfectly obvious!”
― Terry Jones, Starship Titanic

“and to whose unsurpassable mastery of ballistics and biomass energetics we owe our third sun that now shines above us with its own famous on-off switch....”
― Terry Jones, Douglas Adams's Starship Titanic: A Novel

“This is where, in a cheap novel, the couple, confronted by imminent oblivion, would suddenly make passionate love." It was a pity Nettie was now as old as she was.”
― Terry Jones, Douglas Adams's Starship Titanic: A Novel