My Dirty Little Book of Stolen Time Quotes

“Good grief, what other ‘claim to fame’ did anyone in this family have, apart from the fact that they had licked aristocratic arses down the generations, with no sense of shame, & had chronic delusions of grandeur? None, that I could see!”
― Liz Jensen, My Dirty Little Book of Stolen Time

“Good fried, what other ‘claim to fame’ did anyone in this family have, apart from the fact that they had licked aristocratic arses down the generations, with no sense of shame, & had chronic delusions of grandeur? None, that I could see!”
― Liz Jensen, My Dirty Little Book of Stolen Time

“The era you have come to is called the Information Age. You will have access to all the knowledge in the world, but never, I’ll wager, will you have met folk with less wisdom, curiosity or insight.”
― Liz Jensen, My Dirty Little Book of Stolen Time

“…so I let him speak. I am used to listening to the prattle of men, & I confess I do it well, for lending a sympathetic ear is part of the service one is paid for as a whore [teacher, mother, lover], & sometimes the most crucial aspect of the transaction.”
― Liz Jensen, My Dirty Little Book of Stolen Time

“If she’d once possessed a decent physiognomy, then only the sad ruins of it remained.”
― Liz jensen, My Dirty Little Book of Stolen Time