The Nymphos of Rocky Flats Quotes

“Depression Is Anger Without Enthusiasm. A”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“A Clear Conscience Is Usually the Sign of a Bad Memory. And”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“Earth’s creatures weren’t alone in the universe. I craned my head back to stare at the trailer ceiling and wonder about the cosmos beyond. We were but dots on a miserable speck of a rock tucked into an insignificant corner of the galaxy.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“Do you know what I hate most about being a vampire? Fixing my makeup without a mirror.” Carmen”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“I can take care of myself. I’ve got plenty of potions. If he comes back again, I’ll turn him into a frog and feed him to a duck.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“Deny your nature and you stand naked before the danger with your eyes closed.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“We lifted the shower curtain by the corners and carefully poured the ash into a garbage bag. “What would happen if we added water?” Carmen joked. “Would we get instant vampire?”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“Besides satisfying his carnal appetites,” Bob replied, “Ziggy polished his skills as a scam artist, hence his many enemies. Don’t act surprised. Vampires aren’t known for their moral scruples.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“Oral Sex Won’t Cause Brain Freeze.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“Wendy rolled her window down. The night chill blasted into the car. She wrinkled her nose. “Phew. All I smell is arsenic trioxide and sodium nitrate. Americans don’t garden, they wage chemical warfare on their plants.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“the next question is—loyal to whom?” “If you ask that, then you’re thinking too much. In this post-9/11 world, none of us has the luxury of thinking too much. Leave the thinking to the government. Otherwise”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“Can’t say I miss my husband, though. He turned into a real asshole about this and kicked me out of my house and then filed for divorce. Just because I nailed his brother, and the minister.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“I was dealing with humans. What could go wrong?”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

“How many of these guys do you think we gotta kill before we can go home?” O’Brien whispered. “I’m pretty sure it’s all of them,” I answered. “Too bad they don’t stay in one place. This war would be over that much sooner if everyone cooperated.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats