The Soprano Wore Falsettos Quotes

“ignored the barb. “Hey!” I said, changing the subject as neatly as a Democrat in a tax debate.”
― Mark Schweizer, The Soprano Wore Falsettos

“Back, a few years ago, when Benny Dawkins was learning the Doubly Inverted Reverse Swan, the trick that won him third place in the International Thurifer Invitational in London a few years back, he was perfecting the maneuver at St. Barnabas when, one Sunday morning, he happened to catch poor Iona Hoskins behind the ear with the pot, knock her out cold and catch her wig on fire.”
― Mark Schweizer, The Soprano Wore Falsettos