Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes Quotes

“It's a secret code," said Calvin. "Girls are not not like boys. If a boy wants to kill you, he says 'I'm going to kill you.' If a girl wants to kill you, she says, 'We need to talk.' That's the code."

I gasped. "Has a girl ever wanted to talk to you?" I asked.

"Yup," said Calvin.

"How come you're still alive?" I asked.

"I vomited," said Calvin.”
― Lenore Look, Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“THOU ART A VERY RAGGED WART!”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“B-R-B!” I screamed, which is faster to say than Be Right Back!”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“Bakbakbakbakbakbak!”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“TGIS.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“scones”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“You’re not caught in a dilemma?” he asked. I looked at my feet. I didn’t know what a dilemma was, but it didn’t look like I was caught in anything, so I shook my head no.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“IS”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes