National Lampoon's Doon Quotes

“Litany Against Fun: "I must not have fun. Fun is the time-killer. Fun is for children, customers, and the help. I will forget fun. I will take a pass on it. And while it is going, I will turn a blind eye toward it. When fun is gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain I, and my will to win. Damn, I'm good.”
― Ellis Weiner, National Lampoon's Doon

“[...] time flies when you're ruthlessly wielding subtle treachery in quest of ultimate power.”
― Ellis Weiner, National Lampoon's Doon

“Isn't the known universe filled with all manner of insipid cordials and liqueurs, of everything from honeydew melon to yoghurt? yet is there not one of beer? What genius thought of this?”
― Ellis Weiner, National Lampoon's Doon