The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978 Quotes

“Why me, lord? Don't answer that!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“I can't get that Little Red-Haired Girl out of my mind. ~ Charlie Brown”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“Let's just say that life has me beaten... So I give up! I admit there's no way I can win..."
"What is it you want, Charlie Brown?"
"How about two out of three?”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“There's the house where that little red-haired girl lives... Maybe she'll see me, and come rushing out to thank me for the Christmas card I sent her... Maybe she'll even give me a hug... Maybe Billie Jean King will call me tonight, and invite me out to dinner.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!"
"So I suppose you hit him, huh?"
"Rats! I knew I forgot something!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“Rats! Sometimes it's very difficult being a dog... Especially when it's raining. You're looking forward to a great breakfast... When it arrives, you're full of joyful anticipation... Then you see the water rise in your dog dish... And you watch your pancakes float downstream!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“Why is it that you don't love me?"
"Sometimes I wish I knew..."
"Don't anybody tell him!!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978

“Charlie Brown: I can't get that Little Red-Haired Girl out of my mind..
Linus: Why don't you call her up, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'm afraid she'll hang up in my face!
Linus: That's the beauty of calling her on the phone. One ear isn't a whole face! (28 August 78)
Charlie Brown: Hello? Information? Yes, I'd like to talk to a certain Little Red-Haired Girl... No I already have her number... I was hoping you could tell me something else... What do I do when she answers the phone? (29 August 78)”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1977-1978