The Ugly Truth Quotes

“See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth

“For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth

“Velcro”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth

“OCTOBER”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth

“too.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth

“my house every single day.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth

“chair”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth

“And at least 95% of it was was totally outdated.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth