Get It Together Quotes

“from Boston. Like most Massholes, he loved hearing himself talk.”
― Jesse Watters, Get It Together: Troubling Tales from the Liberal Fringe

“sophistry.”
― Jesse Watters, Get It Together: Troubling Tales from the Liberal Fringe

“What about the one that killed al-Baghdadi, you know, that ISIS terrorist? We sent that beautiful, I think it was a shepherd, into that tunnel?” (It was a Belgian Malinois.)”
― Jesse Watters, Get It Together: Troubling Tales from the Liberal Fringe

“I can get a hell of a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it—Tommy Boy.”
― Jesse Watters, Get It Together: Troubling Tales from the Liberal Fringe