The Dog Rules Quotes

“Rule 9
Okay, so a lot of the dog rules, say, the majority, can be made up by the dog, and if the owner knows what’s good for him, he will obey these rules, but if he disobeys a rule and the dog doesn’t find out about it, the under is under no obligation to confess.”
― William J. Thomas, The Dog Rules:

“Having a cat is like having a pet.
Having a dog is like having a really stupid brother who needs a lot of looking after.”
― William J. Thomas, The Dog Rules:

“Though a cat person’s love for their pet is no less powerful, cat people tend to keep their relationships private and privileged. Cat people prefer a more intimate and confidential relationship. Cat people live their lives quietly and close to the vest. Cat people share books. Dog people share holidays.”
― William J. Thomas, The Dog Rules:

“I marveled silently at how dog people immediately relate to one another, openly and with some sort of dog-person warranty that you’re trustworthy and decent human beings. Yes, subservient and somewhat soft in the head, but inherently good nonetheless.”
― William J. Thomas, The Dog Rules:

“Instantly he established the routine: Any and all passerby would be barked at for safety reasons only, any vehicles coming up the driveway would be inspected and their occupants sniffed, all squirrels would be treed, other dogs would be approached and warned off but not attacked and every move would be carefully viewed with erect ears, inquisitive eyes and a slight tilt of the head. “What are we gonna do next, Bill?”
― William J. Thomas, The Dog Rules:

“By obligation Pamela read me “The Posting,” a warning to would-be owners that pure Border collies are essentially smarter than your average local elected official and slippier than Cool Hand Luke. They can jump six-foot fences, dig under walls, open doors and gates and in an emergency, hot-wire any automobile manufactured before 1998.”
― William J. Thomas, The Dog Rules: