A Demon's Guide to the Afterlife - The Complete Series Quotes

“I closed my eyes and tried to remember all those anger management classes I’d taken in the Afterlife. Remember what Vlad the Impaler, my sponsor, had said. Count to ten. Then stab. In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have picked one of the most notorious demons as my mentor.”
― Kel Carpenter, A Demon's Guide to the Afterlife - The Complete Series