My Best Friend’s Secret Quotes

“That one,” my dad said, pointing directly at me, “has been playing sucky face with Bennett for weeks now.” My eyes widened. “D-Dad?” “You’ve been what?” my mother demanded, and I groaned at her tone. I was in trouble. So, so much trouble. “You’ve been having…relations with Bennett?” my mother demanded, thankfully keeping her voice low. “God, that sounds so much worse when you say it like that,” I complained.”
― Romeo Alexander, My Best Friend’s Secret

“He was my friend, and maybe I hadn’t proven to be a best friend again just yet, but I would have still liked to know.”
― Romeo Alexander, My Best Friend’s Secret

“Did you know the fastest growing demographic of people infected with STIs is our elderly population in care and group homes?”
― Romeo Alexander, My Best Friend’s Secret

“I had hated “Call Me Maybe” from the first moment I heard it on the radio. To my absolute dismay, not only had Bennett liked it, but he’d been beyond delighted at how much I despised it.”
― Romeo Alexander, My Best Friend’s Secret