Boycotts & Barflies Quotes

“Stay away from her. Don't look at her; don't even think about her. If she appears to you in your dreams, wake up and punch yourself in the face for me.”
― Victoria Michaels, Boycotts & Barflies

“Is that really so much to ask? One sexy, gorgeous, mentally stable, gainfully employed guy with an amazing personality, that doesn’t smell like mothballs or live with his mother?”
― Victoria Michaels, Boycotts & Barflies

“Well, I guess they aren't gay anymore, Liz," Susan said loudly from the direction of the kitchen doorway.
Liz started snickering next to her. "I always knew they were full of shit.”
― Victoria Michaels, Boycotts & Barflies

“There is nothing more wonderful than falling in love.”
― Victoria Michaels, Boycotts & Barflies

“She could barely remember what life had been like before him and didn't even want to try. All Grace knew was that she wanted to be with him, always.”
― Victoria Michaels, Boycotts & Barflies

“Wait. Like an art museum, or are we talking a history museum? I could tolerate the dinosaur bones and war relics, but modern art will just give me a headache. A red dot on a white canvas isn’t ‘a representation of a woman’s struggle in a male dominated society;’ it’s a red freakin’ circle!” Michael and Ryan nodded their heads in agreement with Jack’s artistic tirade.”
― Victoria Michaels, Boycotts & Barflies

“Dear sweet Grace," Meg began, "men are like a buffet. There are all sorts of different 'flavors,' if you will, for you to sample. Exotic, spicy, foreign, sweet. However, you tend to keep going to the comfort food section of the buffet. How many times can you eat fried chicken before it make you sick?”
― Victoria Michaels, Boycotts & Barflies