Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy Quotes

“A chicken is the egg’s way of making more eggs.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy

“Then the Communists set up a front organization, the National Rifle Association, to encourage the wide usage of guns of all sorts, and to battle any attempt to control guns as “unconstitutional.” Thus, they guaranteed that the murder rate in Unistat would always be the highest in the world. This kept the citizens in perpetual anxiety about their safety both on the streets and in their homes. The citizens then tolerated the rapid growth of the Police State, which controlled almost everything, except the sale of guns, the chief cause of crime.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy: The Universe Next Door/The Trick Top Hat/The Homing Pigeons

“He had decided that what was going on was that everybody was very carefully avoiding paying attention to what was going on.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy: The Universe Next Door/The Trick Top Hat/The Homing Pigeons

“In Unistat, due to the strong encouragement of individualistic third-and fourth-circuit (semantic-moral) functions, slavery had grown so repugnant that it was formally “abolished” within a century after the formation of the pack constitution; it lingered on through inertia in the form of “wage slavery,” which required that all primates not born into the sixty families that “owned” almost everything would have to “work” for those families or their corporations in order to get the tickets (called “money”) which were necessary for survival.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy: The Universe Next Door/The Trick Top Hat/The Homing Pigeons

“Now you know how I fooled you,” he would say. “Try to figure out on your own how your congressmen and clergymen fool you. There is no restraint that isn’t self-imposed: you are all absolutely free.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy

“Drest had made a careful study of the Discordian philosophy and realized it was the kind of outlandish nonsense that would appeal to the kind of people who made all the trouble in history-brilliant, intellectual, slightly deranged dope fiends and oddball math-and-technology buffs.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy

“Miracles, like all other things," he said, "come out of the Void for no reason and return to the Void for no reason. Wait. Be patient. Pay attention to the little details. And see what comes out of the Void next.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy

“he had an ego so large that only by contemplating the mathematical definition of infinity could anything so limitless be imagined.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy: The Universe Next Door/The Trick Top Hat/The Homing Pigeons

“Getting even was the basis of many primate semantic confusions, such as"expropriating the expropriators," "an absolute crime demands an absolute penalty," "they did it to me so I can do it to them," and, in general, the emotional mathematics of "one plus one equals zero" (1 + 1 = 0).

The primates were so dumb they didn't realize that one plus one equals two (1 + 1 = 2) and one murder plus one murder equals two murders, one crime plus one crime equals two crimes, etc.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy

“Gentlemen, all the so-called recreational drugs that have come into wide use in the last few decades may be chemical shock devices. I think people are bleaching out their old imprints, and accidentally making new ones, when they think they're just getting high and having fun.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy

“You are a prize," Marlene said. "You really are a prize. Have you spent your whole life learning how to please women?"
"It's my life study," Starhawk said. "Everything else is just a hobby.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy

“That night he wrote in his diary, "Challenge a remaining taboo." It was that simple. He had always wanted to understand genius, and now he had the formula. Freud, living in an age that prized its own seeming rationality, had found one of the remaining taboos and dared to think beyond it: he discovered infant sexuality and the unconscious, among other things. Galileo had gone beyond the taboo "Thou shalt not question Aristotle." Every great discovery had been the breaking of a taboo.”
― Robert Anton Wilson, Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy