You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again Quotes

“Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.”
― Heather McDonald, You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

“The only person who is going to buy that monstrosity with all it's marble and pillars is a Persian. Why did they add all those little rooms that lead to nowhere? It's just a total abortion.”
― Heather McDonald, You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up