Dracula is a Racist Quotes

“Vampires > Zombies: The Fabulous Life There are so many famous vampires! They’re like the rock stars of the monster world. Without even reading this book, I bet you could ask anybody and that person would be able to tell you at least one of their names. Are there any famous zombies, though? Nope. Losers.”
― Matt Melvin, Dracula Is a Racist:

“they aren’t even real vampires! There’s zero concern of having their skin immediately burst into flame when hit with sunlight. Instead, it sparkles! They aren’t afraid of dying; they’re afraid of looking like they wear glitter. Oh, the agony! The immortal torture! Fuck Twilight.”
― Matt Melvin, Dracula Is a Racist: