Heir Apparent Quotes

“She sighed. Loudly. "Physical appearance is not what is important."
Yeah right. Tell that to any girl who hasn't bothered to put on a presentable shirt or fix her hair because she's only running into the grocery store to get a quart of milk for her grandmother, and who does she see tending the 7-ITEMS-OR-LESS cash register but the guy of her dreams, except she can't even say hi—much less try to develop a meaningful relationship—since she looks like the poster child for the terminally geeky.”
― Vivian Vande Velde, Heir Apparent

“They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it.”
― Vivian Vande Velde, Heir Apparent

“if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off.”
― Vivian Vande Velde, Heir Apparent

“There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon.”
― Vivian Vande Velde, Heir Apparent

“Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?”
― Vivian Vande Velde, Heir Apparent

“They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it.”
― Vivian Vande Velde, Heir Apparent

“A unicorn only needs one horn to be a unicorn and not a horse or a goat.”
― Vivian Vande Velde, Heir Apparent

“unicorn only needs one horn to be a unicorn and not a horse or a goat.”
― Vivian Vande Velde, Heir Apparent

“We don’t know how long you have, but the longer you’re in the game, the more you risk fatal overload.”
― vivian vande velde, Heir Apparent