Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.) Quotes

“comment.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.)

“Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. Batmobile Lost its wheel, And Joker got away.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.)

“snoopy-head”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.)

“tightwads.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.)

“over to Table One.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.)

“rich.” She stood up and fluffed herself. “My family has more money than you can shake a stick at.” Mr. Scary stared at her a real long time. “Yes, well, fortunately, we don’t need to be rich to shop at the gift shop, Lucille,” he said at last. “Everything there is very affordable. Does everyone know what affordable means?” “I do! I do!”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.)

“Maybe they pick it up at teacher school.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.)

“Elf”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.)