Cupid's Contract Quotes

“I know this will be the first time in a while you’ve been in a car without having an orgasm, but let me remind you how us common unsexed folk have to live. I’m also not opening your door for you.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“They are my Cliterati. An elite group of highly read females (and males) who can give you your true heart's desire. They’re like a Rolodex of sex. A Sexodex. A Rolosex.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“Just in case you need a good anal sesh in the back of your car?”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“I’m your God right now.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“Don’t push the intercom button when you’re getting off in the shower.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“My Cupid… in… armor.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“I will admit I probably had too many shots too quick together,”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“Yea. They caught me snorting coke off a penis.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“I glanced across my display of battery operated boyfriends, BOB for short, and they were all on life support.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“Note to self: don’t get locked in a room with Tony and snort coke off his cock.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract