The Dude De Ching Quotes

“When a nation falls to chaos Then loyalty and patriotism are born.”
― The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, The Dude De Ching

“us with the whimsical illustrations which help tie the book together. And last but not least, a special thanks to our very own Arch Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey for the far out Inner-duction which begins on the following page. Furthermore, this should be a living document, so if you see any room for improvement, please contact us and”
― The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, The Dude De Ching

“44. Abidement Bullshit money or basic freedoms: which is dearer? Contentment or competition: which is more valuable? Compensation or employment: which is more painful? Great coitus incurs great expense, And great wealth incurs fucking phoniness, But great abidement incurs no loss. Therefore: He who knows when to take it easy Can’t be worried about that shit, And may long endure ups and downs, strikes and gutters. Tao Te Ching: 44. Contentment Fame or Self: which is dearer? Self or wealth: which is more valuable? Profit or loss: which is more painful? Great love incurs great expense, And great wealth incurs great theft, But great contentment incurs no loss. Therefore: He who knows when to stop Does not continue into danger, And may long endure.”
― The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, The Dude De Ching

“Goons are tools, violent, not golfers; The Dude will not deal with morons. His purpose is recreation; Their purpose is micturation.”
― The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, The Dude De Ching

“The Stranger accepts the World, As the World accepts the Dude; He narrates the film, so is clearly heard; Does not self-apply a name, so remains unknown; Has never been to London or France, But can die with a smile on his face without feelin’ like the good lord gypped him; Because he does not eat the bar, the bar does not eat him, He does not curse, so no one curses him.”
― The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, The Dude De Ching