Dead Things Are Closer than They Appear Quotes

“If you had to choose, would you rather have a purple cloud come out of you every time you passed gas OR have your eyebrows wander around your face from time to time?” I ask him.”
― Robin Wasley, Dead Things Are Closer Than They Appear

“I’ve sobbed enough times in my life to know what it feels like. I can’t watch people cry without wanting to throw up and die. I’ll cry because he’s crying.”
― Robin Wasley, Dead Things Are Closer Than They Appear