Cuffed by a Certified Maniac Quotes

“We’ve been talking on the phone for a few days, and I gotta admit the shit was refreshing. One night I caught myself lying flat on the floor with my legs going up the wall, cheesing on the phone like I was in middle school. Shit had me feeling gay as fuck. So, I had to go out and shoot a nigga in the middle of the night to get my gangsta back.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Yeah, I’m over that nigga to the point that I already have my hair appointment scheduled and a bad ass Prada dress to rock at his fuckin’ funeral. Fuck that nigga, disrespectfully.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Jaseon, if you don’t get this ‘I Got The Bike, Holiday’ looking ass bitch away from me, she’s going to be laid up beside that nigga that I know for sure is dead in the back. Let’s fuckin’ go so we can go get my baby checked out. She’s burning up.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Don’t break a nigga’s heart because I will chop your pretty ass up, have you cremated, and wear your ashes in a necklace daily close to my heart because that’s where you will always be. We doing this or what, baby?”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Bag is short for Whore Bag since it’s obvious that you’re ready to do something strange for a little bit of change at any given time. Your name is Nestle, right? The way you’re carrying on, I know that coochie crunchy looking just like a Nestle bar too.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Bebe, what is your pussy made of?” I asked as I mugged her through my rearview mirror. “How in the fuck did you almost pull a nut out of me, and all I did was stick the head in? I don’t know what you think this is, but you’re not going back home to that nigga. I will buy you all new clothes and shit. Nah, you ain’t going back. You’re mine now, shorty. We go together real bad,” I reiterated, shaking my head.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Man, I am so sick of this damn girl crying! Jay, if my nephews cry like their mama, don’t bring them to my fuckin’ house, nigga!” Amir shouted from the hallway.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Good because we go together now, and you can’t just up and leave me when you feel like it. Also, we have some other things to discuss.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“11, 2, 1992.” Gawk Gawk “428-22-0922.” Slurp Gawk “4501 5558 5843 1254 expiration 10/ 25 CVC 222. Girl, slut me out and ruin me, gahdamn!”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“So, is this why you haven’t been by to see your son? You’re out having dinner with other bitches?” I was interrupted by what sounded like a banshee in the wild. This woman I had never seen before made her presence known.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“What I wouldn’t do to lick him from his ankles to his fuckin’ eyeballs. I wanted to just lay this nigga down, rub my pussy across his face like I’m a fuckin’ cat, and ride his dick like a professional jockey. It should be a crime for a nigga to be this sexy.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“I mean, you’re looking fine as hell. That tracksuit is hugging you tighter than a broke nigga hugging on his girl in a checkout line.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Look, Tyreek, I’m not sure who the fuck you think I am, but I am not one of those shit for brains ass bitches that needs you. I don’t give a fuck if I have to buy a pair of Sketcher Wheelies and skate everywhere I need to go, I will never beg you for that lil’ ass Benz.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Make that the last time your trout-mouthed ass calls me out of my name,” Bebe growled as she stood over here. “Now that same throat you were sucking dick with will take about two weeks to heal. So, gargle with warm water instead of hot nut, you cum guzzling ass hoe. As for you, Jaseon, lose my fuckin’ number, nigga.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“The last time we talked, you told me things would change for the better. You volunteered that lie, baby; I didn’t ask for it. So, excuse me if I’m not begging and pleading with you to call me or come home.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Look, Bebe. I could give a fuck about that nigga you claim you got just like I could give a fuck about my baby mama. Nobody, and I mean, nobody is going to stop me from coming for you. That includes you. Give me your phone, and you better answer every fuckin’ time I hit your line. I don’t care where you are or who you’re around. Go home and let that nigga know his days are numbered. Daddy got you from here on out.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Excuse me, handsome, she’s taken, but I-” “Baby girl, go over there and simmer down. You’re whorora (whore aurora) is too loud, and that shit is suffocating the shit out of a nigga.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Maybe I could send her mother a case of water for the repast since she birthed a thirsty ass bitch.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“I told him I was leaving, and he went ballistic.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“That cussing and carrying on she was doing in the backseat didn’t move me at all. Lil baby just don’t know that she has successfully activated my fuckin’ crazy.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“I just don’t understand why things are so chaotic for me right now. I just want to have peace and a little bit of happiness.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“retrieved my phone out of my pocket and began blowing her shit up. I called about twelve times before she finally picked up.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“It’s not even about financial or physical. She’s jealous of your spirit. You’re a beautiful person inside and out, and people want to be around you because you’re a vibe, baby.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“I have been overlooking this shady ass streak of yours, but you got one more time to come for her before I beat your ass in the name of sisterhood.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“When me and Bebe get married, this bitch can’t come to our house.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“One night I caught myself lying flat on the floor with my legs going up the wall, cheesing on the phone like I was in middle school. Shit had me feeling gay as fuck. So, I had to go out and shoot a nigga in the middle of the night to get my gangsta back.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“All I wanted was to have a nice meal on my roommate’s dime, and this big, burly back primate wanted to interfere with that.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“Baby, the only time shit should be sticky when you’re in a relationship is when that nigga has your pussy juices running down your thighs but continue.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“I’ll let you do whatever it is you’re thinking. Give me a time and place, and I will let you have your muthafuckin’ way with me, girl. Slut. Me. Out,” he whispered so only the two of us and my friends could hear.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac

“When you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. Since he indeed wanted to play, let me remind this nigga why I’m the coach and the quarterback.”
― Nek Mills, Cuffed by a Certified Maniac