How to Defy a Vampire Quotes

“One star. Story had absolutely no depth and narrator sounded like he'd rather be kicked in the balls but he was pretty hot so I'll give him a star.”
― Alice Winters, How to Defy a Vampire

“Pete, this is Finn, my brother. His joy in life is making everything ridiculous. This is his boyfriend Marcus who looks scary and acts scary and is kind of scary but would also like tear someone's head off for you.”
― Alice Winters, How to Defy a Vampire

“Human, it is with pleasure I greet you.”
― Alice Winters, How to Defy a Vampire