Get in My Swamp Quotes

“Yes, once I get out of here, immediately going to therapy.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“Sure, I’d grown up roughing it, but I’m used to the finer things at this point in my life. Lawrence has a God damn bidet.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“His croaks speed up as he climaxes on my stomach.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“It can be rather lonely being the only seven-foot, green, hilarious, and gut-wrenchingly handsome creature around, but it’s a cross I bear.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“I'm not discriminatory towards dick. I'm all about dick positivity and whatnot.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get in My Swamp

“He’s good-looking, in a Ralph Lauren kind of way.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“Her moan turns to a yelp, the cords in her neck straining,”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“Okay. Why don’t you take a shower? I’m making waffles.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp