Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend Quotes

“A kiss is the physical meeting of two souls, sharing time, heat, and space. Their breath becomes one as their bodies react to one another.”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend

“I told you to tell the truth, not make it the truth!” he barks. “Did you actually marry Luna Starr?”  “I did.” I nod, but then confess, “Though it’s not going well right now.”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend

“and that’s how I end up half-dressed, in bed, post-fake-coital, laughing my ass off with my best friend’s little sister, who is also my fake wife.”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend

“Her inner beauty radiates, and I feel lucky to be so close to it.”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend

“I feel like my world has become some over-scripted pseudo-reality show in the last twenty-four hours.”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend

“ensure he’s not interrupted. Plus, the center”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend

“that you fooled me for even a moment into thinking”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend

“through”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend

“Does he know that’s my Kryptonite, making me feel like an ooey, gooey s’mores on the inside that someone melted juuust right?”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend

“child”
― Lauren Landish, Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend