An Unofficial Minecraft Book Quotes

“JIT TRIPPING, MAH GUY! GOOFY AH!” He cried.”
― Wither WZ, An Unofficial Minecraft Book: Siege of Terror 3

“Pretty amazing, I guess… feels like a day in Ohio.”
― Wither WZ, An Unofficial Minecraft Book: Siege of Terror 3

“No, w-a-r-f-a-r-e, warfare. Art of War.” “Isn’t that a book?” “Yes, it is a book. A very  wise man he is .”
― Wither WZ, An Unofficial Minecraft Book: Siege of Terror 3

“F*** you, *****!” Apollo yelled,”
― Wither WZ, An Unofficial Minecraft Book: Siege of Terror 3

“Let’s go.” FadedGZ said. Before she left, she kicked him in the nuts. Annie and TheBadGamer followed her example. They grabbed their stuff and left except for Nuts who went for Jack's nuts. “ARRRRRRRGHHHHH!” Jack screamed. A flock of birds flew off. “Every man’s weakness.” TheBadGamer said as Nuts joined them. He held nuts in his hands. “Look what I found…” He popped them in his mouth and made slurping sounds. The group left Jack, whimpering and crying and missing his nuts.”
― Wither WZ, An Unofficial Minecraft Book: Siege of Terror 3

“Okay so uh… I am a leader of the group of bandits called Ohio  Squad…”
― Wither WZ, An Unofficial Minecraft Book: Siege of Terror 3

“Hey what are these?” TheBadGamer said, trying to keep Nuts spirit up. “These what?” Nuts asked, looking up with tears in his eyes. “Deez Nuts!” TheBadGamer joked”
― Wither WZ, An Unofficial Minecraft Book: Siege of Terror 3

“My name is Nub.” Nub said. “Oh, I’m sorry.” FadedGZ said. “Noob. Am I saying it right?” “No, it’s Nub. N… U… B.” Nub answered. “Knob.” “No, it’s Nub. Nu-b.” “Wub.” “NUB!” “Cub?” “NUB!!” “Dub?” “IT’S NUB-!” “Nuts?” “NUB-!” Annie silenced him with a glare. “Yes, it’s Nuts.” Nuts said.”
― Wither WZ, An Unofficial Minecraft Book: Siege of Terror 3