Knot So Lucky Quotes

“Shut the fuck up and take this dick like a good girl.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“I’m not available to babysit anyone’s audacity. You have to take that shit home with you.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Hey, wifey. Remember me?” I bite my lip, trying not to laugh as I nod and attempt to fix my hair, swiping it out of my face. But he winks and rubs his jaw, tapping a finger to it as he adds, “Good. Now, give daddy a kiss and make it better.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Damn. I really got drunk and married this dude, then let the starting lineup for the Raiders rail me every which way. I’ve never wanted to be a role model, but god has his favorites, so it would be selfish of me not to accept this privilege.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Whoever’s behind me is wearing the kind of cologne that pisses you off when the face doesn’t match the scent.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“The shower cuts off, and his hand slips into mine, our bare bodies walking in step to the tub. I’m helped inside before he lowers himself in, making the water rise almost to the top. I chuckle, floating my hands over the top of the warmth and staring across at him. “This is nice.” This, as in all of this…him, me, the last few weeks.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“So, hubby, where do we live?” “In hell, wifey. In. Fucking. Hell.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“And remember, what happens in Vegas is now ordered to stay in Vegas.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“And I’m tempted to keep holding it, but I can’t because that’s the kind of shit that makes the day go from legendary to restraining order.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“People always say when luck meets opportunity, that equals success. But I call bullshit. And today is proof. Because even when you get knot so lucky, you can still hit a jackpot.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Wild Card, no more flirting with the bench. I’m the starting fucking lineup.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Like I’m Jacob and his cock is my Renesmee.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Here’s to live, laugh, coming our way through a bad bish summer.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Guys get addicted when the girl is down to keep things simple.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Vegas is for catching cock, not crushes.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“should really buy a notebook and write the whole night out while it’s still fresh. That way, when I get old, the people at the nursing home can read me my ho tales, so I’ll die happy.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Dear hubby, I’d like a divorce. Since you’re rich and famous, you’re paying for the lawyer. And since I’m not a gold digger, there’s no fee for the memories. Love, your future ex-wifey Hit me up when you rise and shine, sleeping beauty. I’m at The Palm Tree Motel, rm #17 408-242-8381”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“I am the epitome of a walk of shame. I expect a trophy. If getting railed and smelling like sex was an Olympic sport, I’d get gold. Because there is no amount of cigarette smoke in this casino that could rid me of the smell of whore and unwanted pregnancy.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Listen. You better stop treating me like I’m Jessica Simpson and I don’t know the difference between tuna and chicken…of the sea… Circa 2003.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“But the minute the elevator doors close, Crew runs his nose up the side of my leg, inhaling the scent of coconut tanning oil and my sweat before he drops the pillow and bites my ass. I can’t help it. I suck in a gasp, gushing wetness between my squeezed-together thighs. And as the ding sounds for our floor, Crew pushes his fingers between my legs, tucking just inside the lining of my bikini bottoms and dragging over my arousal before he brings those fingers to his lips and sucks them loudly. “Fuck yeah. That’s a good fucking girl. Now, let me clean you up.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“But the minute the elevator doors close, Crew runs his nose up the side of my leg, inhaling the scent of coconut tanning oil and my sweat before he drops the pillow and bites my ass.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“I mean…not really, but like, do I have a crush on my future ex-husband? Yeah, I think I do, with my whole french-fry-loving heart. Eww. Why is my pussy being problematic? Vegas is for catching cock, not crushes.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“then dun-dun-duh-dunnn, playa.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Alec Price walks toward me. The legend himself. And also one of Eleanor’s sister’s boyfriends. And I do mean boyfriends because, apparently, she has four.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Sneak in here again and try to take another picture of my wife…and I’ll break more than just your fucking nose.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Holy shit. I got married…” My eyes lock with theirs. “And you two fucked my wife.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“shake my head, looking down at the long T-shirt that says I’d hit that. There was no way I was leaving it behind. It’s the perfect memento from my night of debauchery.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“You want epic?” I pinch her chin between my fingers, guiding her face over her shoulder, making her twist to look out the window as I let my lips brush her ear and say two little words that detonate like a bomb. “Marry me.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Shut the fuck up. Lies. Holy fuck. Dad’s going to kill you. You’ll need to change your name to Julia Roberts because your ass is sleeping with the enemy.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky

“Those Betsey Johnson rhinestone cowgirl boots are my fucking precious, and I’m their Gollum.”
― Trilina Pucci, Knot So Lucky