DMV Quotes

“Whistling past the graveyard.”
― Bentley Little, DMV

“No one hated him more than his fans.”
― Bentley Little, DMV

“History wasn’t a straight line, it was a circle.”
― Bentley Little, DMV

“A one-thirty-one slash two B.”
― Bentley Little, DMV

“Eight Six Five Zero Zero One.”
― Bentley Little, DMV

“341579”
― Bentley Little, DMV

“He’d grown conspiracy minded lately, and the old bumpersticker joke popped into his mind: Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.”
― Bentley Little, DMV

“1432 East Lincoln Avenue”
― Bentley Little, DMV

“Maybe it was a pet cemetery.”
― Bentley Little, DMV

“because literally any time is sooner than later except ‘later,’ which is not only vague and unspecified but isn’t even a quantifiable time.”
― Bentley Little, DMV