Ho, Ho, Ho-usewife Quotes

“From the bed I could hear his piss hitting the water. Have you ever listened to a man take a piss and could tell they had a big dick from the way the water sounded?”
― Jahquel J., Ho, Ho, Ho-usewife

“I’m telling you from experience. If it’s something that can be fixed… try and fix it.”
― Jahquel J., Ho, Ho, Ho-usewife

“The night I got the call that he was hit by a stray bullet on his walk home nearly killed me. My brother was my world and the only person in this world that understood me.”
― Jahquel J., Ho, Ho, Ho-usewife

“It truly sucked when your parents couldn’t say those four words. I’m proud of you.”
― Jahquel J., Ho, Ho, Ho-usewife

“You do know that I can’t just order you a fiancée off Amazon like I do your protein powder, right?”
― Jahquel J., Ho, Ho, Ho-usewife