Dear Monster Claus Quotes

“To everyone who always wondered what it would be like to be dicked down with a candy cane.”
― Maeve Black, Dear Monster Claus

“She’s wearing a striped negligée, matching her nails—that would also match my cock”
― Maeve Black, Dear Monster Claus

“Tapping my lap, I gesture for her to follow. “Sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.”
― Maeve Black, Dear Monster Claus

“Was that... good?” “Does my Joyful need praise?” I tease, leaning in to nip her lip. She makes the cutest sound and a small smile forms on her lips. A simple nod tells me I’ve got a lot to learn about her. “It was perfect, Joyful. Hot as fuck.”
― Maeve Black, Dear Monster Claus

“When your cock is literally candy cane striped and can curve inside a person, hitting their pleasure spot... peppermint flavors mean something different. To me, it’s a kink. All things candy”
― Maeve Black, Dear Monster Claus

“Rock harder, sweetness. Press your clit against me like you’ll die if you don’t find your release.”
― Maeve Black, Dear Monster Claus

“Good girl,” I praise, tilting her chin up at me. She shivers and seems to melt under my touch.”
― Maeve Black, Dear Monster Claus

“I’ve realized a new kink is to be added. A size complex. Because she’s tiny and I’m huge, we’d look fucking great together.”
― Maeve Black, Dear Monster Claus