Song of Darkness Quotes

“Checkbook?” Icky asked. Perry chimed in. “Checks are an archaic form of currency favored by elderly British ladies when they need a new electric kettle. Van, at his core, is a fussy retiree.” Icky scratched her head. “He does like cats. And complaining.”
― J.N. Chaney, Song of Darkness

“Indeed. If you assume the worst in everyone and everything, you will not only be ready for it, but you won’t be let down when it inevitably happens.”
― J.N. Chaney, Song of Darkness

“He sensed I was about to burn a bridge, knock it into the river, drain the river, burn the bridge again, then fill the river with quick-drying concrete.”
― J.N. Chaney, Song of Darkness

“as vegetation floated to earth like a vengeful god had cut loose with a salad shooter.”
― J.N. Chaney, Song of Darkness

“Two things to never underestimate—the power of boners, and the desire for revenge. Both will make people do stupid things.”
― J.N. Chaney, Song of Darkness

“off-the-shelf laptop intended as a Calamity”
― J.N. Chaney, Song of Darkness