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Santasploitation Santasploitation by Judith Sonnet
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“Yes.” Santa admitted. “We feed it to the world. Every piece of candy you ever got in a stocking… it came from an elf’s bum.”
― Judith Sonnet, Santasploitation
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“The cranial juice began to pour out of him in streams.”
― Judith Sonnet, Santasploitation
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