‎Magical Midlife Alliance Quotes

“Teddy bears aren’t real. They don’t give anything back. But people have energy and heat and compassion. So when you hug me, you give me your energy. And then I merge it with mine and give it back. And then we just kinda stew in each other for a while until you feel better. See?”
― K.F. Breene, ‎Magical Midlife Alliance

“For Niamh to render that flask invisible, she would have to keep her hands covering most of it at all times. Someone mentioned that it would’ve been easier just to tell her she couldn’t bring it. That guy clearly didn’t know Niamh very well.”
― K.F. Breene, ‎Magical Midlife Alliance

“What…? Well, you’ll have to put on another dress. You can’t go down looking like that. What should I say, that you had a problem with your bowels and had a little backsplash?”
― K.F. Breene, ‎Magical Midlife Alliance

“The blue symbolizes attaining the impossible, and that’s what I’ve done with you. I have a love I never thought I’d find. A life I never thought I’d live. A woman I never in my wildest dreams thought I could deserve. In you, my hopes and dreams have become a reality.”
― K.F. Breene, ‎Magical Midlife Alliance

“Being morally gray keeps me alive.”
― K.F. Breene, ‎Magical Midlife Alliance