˗ˏˋ★ ʟᴜᴀ ★ˎˊ˗ ’s Reviews > The Road of Bones > Status Update

OH HELL NO 😡 may this man trip on his own sword and get pecked to death by chickens.

and that's why you never trust a blond man in a fantasy setting. alexa: play toxic by britney spears.

"She'd 😭 just 😭 wanted 😭 chickens."
relatable :( the girls yearn for the farms.

gotta admit that Skraeda chapters were boring me in the beginning but now it's a delight to watch the crazy unfold. yes, she's a traitorous scheming worm but 😤🤌SOCIETY🤌😤 made her this way.

silla with blond dude n°1: strong body blah blah flirt steamy kiss flirt drool
me: ok girl, get it together

silla with rey: *drunkenly brushes an eyelash from his cheek*
me: 💞🙈OMGABSNWE🙈💞

i know a tamlinification when i see one 🤨🚩

WAIT ☝️ the implications... i've connected the dots i'm a genius 🙂‍↕️ (i'm not, the author made it obvious)

it was a slow start but not a boring one. feels like the book is building up to something big. i'm hooked.