Sati Marie Frost’s Reviews > Erotic Super Shorts Volume 1: The Readers' Ten Favorite Sexy Stories > Status Update

Sucking His Magic Wand had a slightly different feel to it. Not better or worse, just different. Favourite quote: "Wesley let out one huge gasp as she slid down his magic wand almost all the way to his balls."

No really funny quotes in The Horny Housekeeper, but I do love how the author keeps using "flower" as a euphemism for vagina.

Fucking the Girlfriend's Sister was a bit odd, and for this collection, that's saying something. Favourite quote: "...Charise's tits moving to and fro like two jelly molds..."

Good grief, how did I manage to actually get aroused by this? Favourite quote from Cupboard Love: "...the inside of her cunt felt like well-oiled velvet."

Cousin Mary is a fruit loop, but I kind of like her. Once again, too many perfect quotes in Cousin Mary Wants a Threesome, including but not limited to: "Mary sought to rectify the situation by producing a multicolored feather duster and began to tickle his bag of tricks with it," and "She just groaned out loud and kept moving around as if she wanted to feel the full extent of his pussy fluffer."

Dear Penthouse, this really happened to me... Cousin Mary Plays Dirty Pool repeated the line about the fiddler's elbow. For shame! Favourite quote: "...continued to lick her juicy slit as if it was his favorite meal."

"As it streamed through his tubes it felt hot like molten lava."

"...his ass was going like a fiddler's elbow..."

"When she began to go into orgasm her body vibrated so much it could be registered at the nearby seismic monitoring station."

"...he felt his cream filling surging through his tubes." Yum!