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B*tchy
is 66% done
HOLD THE PHONE! WTF?! This dude goes to pussy party after pussy party and just because he hasn't slept with anyone for 2 months you let him hit it RAW?! What in the STI hell is going on here?! See, this is why I don't believe in abstinence only training. Pure madness. And mind you he keeps adjusting his junk like he's secretly scratching crabs. Um-hum. LOVE YOURSELF- GLOVE YOURSELF.
— May 28, 2016 10:16AM
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B*tchy
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I just finished Inflamed: A Shadow Riders MC and gave it 1 stars.
— May 30, 2016 02:53AM
B*tchy
is 95% done
My point: "You know, I've got to say that it took longer than I expected for you to finally show up here," Ricky told him.
— May 30, 2016 02:10AM
B*tchy
is 95% done
Building is on fire with someone in it? Don't worry. They'll have a 20 minute conversation before making a move.
— May 30, 2016 02:07AM
B*tchy
is 91% done
We now have a broken pool table with the four legs almost gone. Seriously, WHY AM I STILL READING THIS?!
— May 29, 2016 07:37PM
B*tchy
is 89% done
1 broken bar glass. I'm shocked the bar didn't break in two.
— May 29, 2016 09:04AM
B*tchy
is 88% done
If someone is trying to kill me, don't call these idiots. They'll take forever and will have deep conversations while I'm getting killed. Like, we have to be up to at least 30 minutes since he got the emergency call. AT LEAST 30!
— May 29, 2016 08:50AM
B*tchy
is 72% done
You have to be a special kind of dumb not to know the difference between GREEN and YELLOW squash. I just can't with this heroine. I just can't! When I think I can, she proves to me that I'm deluding myself.
— May 28, 2016 05:33PM
B*tchy
is 71% done
I don't know if I'm gonna make it! EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE. I thought I'd make it to the end but I think I may have to tap out!
— May 28, 2016 05:19PM
