Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > Artificial Condition > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
is 37% done
Yeah, well, fuck you, too, I thought, and initiated a shutdown sequence.
— Jan 07, 2025 08:16AM
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Wouter’s Previous Updates
Wouter van Noort
is 86% done
I probably should have been doing that from the beginning, but you may have noticed that for a terrifying murderbot I fuck up a lot.
— Jan 08, 2025 07:26AM
Wouter van Noort
is 71% done
I was trying to isolate why I felt so uneasy. Trapped in a small enclosed space with humans, check. Missing my drones, check. My Giant Asshole Research Transport too busy to complain at, check. Needed to actually focus on what I was doing so couldn't watch media, check.
— Jan 08, 2025 02:13AM
Wouter van Noort
is 62% done
Yes, I often want to shake my clients. No, I never do.
— Jan 07, 2025 04:22PM
Wouter van Noort
is 49% done
Are all constructs so illogical? said the Asshole Research Transport with the immense processing capability whose metaphorical hand I had to hold because it had become emotionally compromised by a fictional media serial.
— Jan 07, 2025 11:19AM
Wouter van Noort
is 26% done
You made a mistake, Murderbot, a really bad mistake.
— Jan 07, 2025 06:00AM
Wouter van Noort
is 11% done
I was ready to settle in until it was time to think about what I was going to do when I got to my destination, something I intended to put off until the last possible moment.
Then, through my feed, something said, You were lucky.
— Jan 07, 2025 03:34AM
Then, through my feed, something said, You were lucky.
