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Wouter van Noort
is 82% done
I grabbed the handweapon lying on the seat, turned it toward my chest, and pulled the trigger.
PERFORMANCE RELIABILITY AT 10% AND DROPPING SHUTDOWN INITIATED
— Jan 06, 2025 02:17PM
PERFORMANCE RELIABILITY AT 10% AND DROPPING SHUTDOWN INITIATED
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Wouter van Noort
is 90% done
I hadn't ridden in the cargo container for a while. It would have been comforting and homey, except it wasn't my cargo container.
— Jan 06, 2025 04:29PM
Wouter van Noort
is 57% done
I prepped the big hopper to go to the other side of the planet.
(And yes, I had to pull up the instructions.)
— Jan 06, 2025 11:02AM
(And yes, I had to pull up the instructions.)
Wouter van Noort
is 41% done
At they had overruled the ones who wanted to talk to me about it. Yes, talk to Murderbot about its feelings. The idea was so painful I dropped to 97 percent efficiency.
— Jan 06, 2025 08:05AM
Wouter van Noort
is 27% done
That sounded like a great plan, in that it didn't involve me.
— Jan 06, 2025 01:29AM
Wouter van Noort
is 12% done
As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.
— Jan 05, 2025 03:19PM
