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I’m currently re reading this and what they do to Simon is SICKENING. SENDING HIM BACK TO THE ORPHANAGE EVERY SUMMER??? THE WAY HE PRETENDS IT WAS NEVER REAL SO HE DOESNT FEEL SO MISERABLE??? OH FUCK RIGHT OFF

“They make me crave Watford like, I don’t know, like life itself.”