Cátia’s Reviews > God of Ruin > Status Update

"I always wanted to try and see what it's like to climb walls and windows for your beloved à la Shakespearean. Not too bad. Four out of five would recommend" GOODBYE.

"professor kayden" what this name sounds familiar...wait... OH MY GOD ITS KAYDEN SJHEUWBWHWVSHWBWUWB

"I'm in the process of courting your sister" GOODBYE.

"your recent fascination with Nikolai" JABZUWBSHSHWJSNWUSBWJ

"even mother Teresa's lost son agrees"💀

"my art career is just a temporary ruse before I take over the world" JABSUWBWIWJSUWBSJSNWJW THISBIS SO UNSERIOUS GOODBYE

"you didn't suspect that my identical twin - who literally looks like a copy of me -might be, I don't know, my twin?" help 💀

"you're telling me you and Lotus... and Brandon are friends" JUST ADMIT YOU LOVE HIM !! (their book is next and I fear I will not survive it)

"to the psychos,
may we enjoy them in fiction but never
encounter them in real life"

amen 🙏🏻

(pls make this book feel like a rafe Cameron fanfic, I'm so serious JEHSIWBWJWBWI)