Chloe Reads Books’s Reviews > The Regrets > Status Update

“It turned out she had just purchased his-and-hers butt plugs over the Internet for herself and Arthur. From her blush, her girlish excitement, I could tell that she had never tried a butt plug before. Somehow her excitement about the butt plug seemed connected to her frustration over Arthur's mom's lizard.”

… Genuinely almost spat my tea out.

This is… interesting.