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As I understood, she couldn't come to the festivities because she had just started a course with nine women, where they hugged trees in the park to breathe out their problems. When we last spoke two days ago, two of the women had still not found a tree that would listen to them. They'd been cuddling their way through the woods for the past four days with no end in sight.

— Dec 22, 2024 09:45PM

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Ms. Smartarse is on page 109 of 176

Recently Gertrud said to me at a party: "Renate, one of the women here is vegan. Which one do you think it is?".

To that I said: "Wait 10 minutes at most, and she'll have told everyone here about it." And that was exactly how it went.

— Dec 22, 2024 07:33AM

Ms. Smartarse is on page 59 of 176

This is like when Ilse goes to the hairdresser. The young women cut, turn, roll, diffuse and wash, and 4 hours later she looks exactly the same, only she smells nice. And it cost way too much.

Leaving the salon like...

— Dec 20, 2024 06:12AM

Ms. Smartarse is on page 31 of 176

Ilse started to hit my back, which only made things worse. I couldn't even breathe now and turned quite red. Ilse stopped at once, and started to clear up the table, picking up the good cups.

These are the times where Ilse's domestic tendencies come out. Before she helps her best friend, who's about to suffocate, she'll make sure the china is safe.

— Dec 19, 2024 02:08AM

Ms. Smartarse is on page 18 of 176

Kurt stood there still dressed, waiting for Ilse to help him unbutton. Ever since his doctor told him that he had incipient Arthritis, Kurt prefered to have other people serve him. The fact that the doctor had also told him to exercise and train his fingers is something he tends to leave out.

— Dec 18, 2024 10:21PM