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yall don’t understand this is the longest 15 minutes of my life

the worst part is im not even judging the smut that much because it’s not even that bad. i just think the guy narrator is stressing me out too much 😔

this is batshit. earlier in the book he says he’s never been able to get SPANKING noises down for his P0RN JOB and the book ends with HIM SPANKING HER for his P0RN JOB

LMFAOOOOO what an awful callback i hate this book

TWO TIMESKIPS???? whatever ig

im so close to being done im so close to freedom YIPPPEEEEEE

i cant even say i hate read this bc it was deadass morbid (well that’s not quite the word ig) curiosity

“I’m falling for you” YALL DONT KNOW EACH OTHER…YALL HAVE DONE NOTHING BESIDES BONE….HAVE YALL HAD ONE CONVERSATION THATS NOT SEX OR DATING RELATED…WHAT ARE UR INTERESTS

if i listen to this at 3x speed it’ll go by faster. no way yall are grown ass men fighting at ur parents house sorry. no way. stop it. dude if ur sister wants to bone ur friend whats wrong with that. its their decision and it has nothing to do with u. calm down. no way bro is grown and this pissed off. also the way it went down is humiliating omf bye. also yall have known each other for a week calm down

why are these grown ass ppl yelling at each other abt a condom wrapper on the floor STOP

I’m happy for them that they’re boning but truly I can’t understand why their dirty talk is like that seeing as they barely know each other…Again I just think the guy narrator is trying a little too hard…woman narrator is slaying it though

Honestly I think it would’ve been better if he was a little awkward and dorky tbh, but to each their own. I have no objective problems with this book (yet)

I’m happy for them that they’re boning but truly I can’t understand why their dirty talk is like that seeing as they barely know each other…Again I just think the guy narrator is trying a little too hard…woman narrator is slaying it though

Honestly I think it would’ve been better if he was a little awkward and dorky tbh, but to each their own. I have no objective problems with this book (yet)

I’m happy for them that they’re boning but truly I can’t understand why their dirty talk is like that seeing as they barely know each other…Again I just think the guy narrator is trying a little too hard…woman narrator is slaying it though

Honestly I think it would’ve been better if he was a little awkward and dorky tbh, but to each their own. I have no objective problems with this book (yet)

I’m happy for them that they’re boning but truly I can’t understand why their dirty talk is like that seeing as they barely know each other…Again I just think the guy narrator is trying a little too hard…woman narrator is slaying it though

Honestly I think it would’ve been better if he was a little awkward and dorky tbh, but to each their own. I have no objective problems with this book (yet)