Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > Iris Kelly Doesn't Date > Status Update
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"And my point," Maeve said, fixing her Concerned Catholic Mother eyes on Iris, "is that all this gallivanting around, seeing a new person every week, avoiding adulthood, isn't healthy. It's time to get serious." Silence filled the kitchen. Get serious. Iris had grown up hearing one version or another of that very phrase.
— Dec 15, 2024 03:05AM
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No, Iris wasn't broken. Iris Kelly was in love. She felt her friends on either side of her, gentle hands on her back, waiting for her. Loving her. Because Iris Kelly was worth loving. And she always had been. She turned around, smiled at them,
"I need to go to New York."
— Dec 18, 2024 11:03AM
"I need to go to New York."
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Iris Kelly had become her own worst nightmare.
Since that night a month ago, Iris couldn't stop thinking about a curly-haired lesbian. She couldn't stop texting that curly-haired lesbian that she missed her. And she couldn't stop constantly grinning when she and the curly-haired lesbian were together.
— Dec 18, 2024 08:53AM
Since that night a month ago, Iris couldn't stop thinking about a curly-haired lesbian. She couldn't stop texting that curly-haired lesbian that she missed her. And she couldn't stop constantly grinning when she and the curly-haired lesbian were together.
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"What are you trying to prove, Stevie? We're fake dating and we were fucking - which we're clearly not doing at all anymore, so tell me what you want, Stevie. What the hell do you-" "I want you." She said it so quietly, Iris almost didn't hear her. "What?" Iris asked. "I want you," Stevie said again.
— Dec 18, 2024 03:20AM
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River Wild Books. A little bell dinged as she stepped through the door. "I recommend checking out our Pride display," a little girl said, motioning toward a nearby table full of colorful paperbacks arranged in a rainbow. "It's July now, but read queer all year, right?"
Stevie smiled at the girl. "Yeah. Absolutely."
— Dec 17, 2024 04:25PM
Stevie smiled at the girl. "Yeah. Absolutely."
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Iris had just settled on her couch when a knock sounded on the door. "Stevie," she said. "What ...are you okay?" Stevie stepped into Iris's space, no hesitations. She kicked the door closed with her boot, pulled Iris closer. "You happened," she said before crushing her mouth to lris's.
— Dec 17, 2024 10:28AM
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They smiled at each other for a few seconds, and then Iris found Serendipity. She ripped open the bag of popcorn as John and Kate grabbed for the same glove during Christmastime in Bloomingdale's.
"I love New York," Iris said as the actors ice-skated through Central Park.
— Dec 17, 2024 02:19AM
"I love New York," Iris said as the actors ice-skated through Central Park.
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Iris: Hey sweetie Iris: Snookums Iris: Maybe just honey? Iris: Baby. I like that one Iris: Babe Iris: Isn't it a requirement that all queer couples call each other babe? I think it is.
Stevie just blinked at her screen as the texts piled in, unsure of what to say back.
— Dec 16, 2024 03:48PM
Stevie just blinked at her screen as the texts piled in, unsure of what to say back.
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Iris smiled a little at that. "Well, I am full of surprises."
"Yeah." Stevie smiled back. "You really, really are."
— Dec 16, 2024 11:00AM
"Yeah." Stevie smiled back. "You really, really are."
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Iris squinted at her like she was trying to catch up;
"So," she said finally, "we`re dating."
Stevie said nothing.
"Like, fake dating. In a rom-com," Iris said.
— Dec 16, 2024 08:50AM
"So," she said finally, "we`re dating."
Stevie said nothing.
"Like, fake dating. In a rom-com," Iris said.
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"I get nervous when I meet new people," Stevie said. "I'm not awesome with strangers, and you were so ..." Beautiful... Hypnotic... Perfect...
The words cascaded in Stevie's brain, but she couldn't say any of those things. "Confident," she said.
— Dec 16, 2024 03:11AM
The words cascaded in Stevie's brain, but she couldn't say any of those things. "Confident," she said.
