Dina’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire > Status Update

Book Hermione is so deliciously unhinged! These snippets lost in the movies really explain why she didn’t make it to Ravenclaw 😆

Duuuude, if the Hogwarts Legacy lore states that Ancient Magic is only possessed by a few then Dumbledore is one of that chosen ones and that’s why he’s so mighty 🤯

Voldemort’s fav thing and his ultimate downfall wasn’t even power hunger. It was showing off 😆

Wormtail accepted his magical hand like I accept terms of use on media platforms — without any idea what deadly circumstances that may bring 💀😆

It’s funny that when I didn’t know Rowling’s position on womanhood, all sexist extravaganza made sense cos it’s Harry’s POV and he was slowly growing out of the typical 90s kid bullshit and the objective features were perfectly in line with the complexity of all women in the story. Could’ve been a genius thing if I didn’t know it’s all 2000s brainwash and self-hatred. 🥲

“Not unless he could turn himself into a bat or something”, said Harry.
FORESHADOWING 💀💀💀🔥

So, all Hagrid needed to become a better teacher was a proper critical review 😃

“…that Skitter COW… sorry, professor!!” — he added looking at Dumbledore. “I’ve gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea what you said, Harry”, — said Dumbledore twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.
LMAO 🤣 gotta love the man

Merlin’s pants, Gryffindors are the most toxic men in Hogwarts fr

Mrs Weasley missed the once in a lifetime chance to get rid of her 99% of her daily chores by hiring Dobby — like what was he asking, a sock per month?