Rachel Gorham’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

Ripping good story! But: lalala false accusation, prison, damp, drear, escape, buried treasure! Smugglers! Rewards for the good! Let's get ready for some vengeance RIGHT AFTER THIS HASHISH-FUELED ODDLY-SPECIFIC STATUE-SEX FANTASY!

I keep waiting for that to turn out to all be some kind of... trap? But first we have a few hours of local legends about bandits.