Veronica Rosa > Status Update

Okay, you must be referring to me (among others). Join the dark side, Be one of of us! One of us! One of us! It's a beautiful place. We have garden gnomes, unicorns, dinosaurs, corn, blue aliens, etc.

Flared nostrils, stuffed animals, Bigfoot, tentacles, dragons, mermen,...

Human cow play - how could we forget that one>! (Even though I think I am the only one who read it ... goes to the shame corner.)

Wait till you read about the alien flowers in the alien sex slave trilogy.

Alien flowers? That's a new one.

Did we ever decide what was the ickiest book we've read?

Bahahaha! Yep, you guys nailed it. *snort* Get it, nailed it? I slay me.

The garden gnomes on really caught my eye. I was like "What the hell?!" I'll never look at them the same way again, especially if someone has the "woman" statue is bending over in their garden.

I'm with you, Veronica, people around here are WEIRD. A good thing you and I are sane and perfectly normal.

Exactly Sarah! Normal and sane with our enjoyment of violence, gore, and asshole men.

✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "I'm with you, Veronica, people around here are WEIRD. A good thing you and I are sane and perfectly normal."

Oh please. Don't even try it. You Tingle instigator. I admit to reading about gnomes and Sausagey Santa and micro-penises. And blue aliens and plushies (hey, didn't you instigate that one too) and cow play and... okay, I think I'm a *little* worse than you. But only a little. ;)

Veronica Del Rosa wrote: "Exactly Sarah! Normal and sane with our enjoyment of violence, gore, and asshole men."

Hey, I'm all about those things too. :D

Veronica Del Rosa wrote: "Exactly Sarah! Normal and sane with our enjoyment of violence, gore, and asshole men."

Chained asshole men, you mean?

Sh3lly ✨ Guardian of Mermaids with Broken Tails ✨ wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "I'm with you, Veronica, people around here are WEIRD. A good thing you and I are sane and perfectly normal."

Oh please. Don'..."

Oh come on, you're a LOT worse than me. Besides, I'm the lamest Tingle Instigator ever. I instigate but I don't read. Pretty pathetic, if you ask me.

I'll just stay on the sidelines for this one. I read "Bigfoot, you are the father..." and was freaken scarred for life! *laughs*
Yep, I'll stick to the more 'acceptable' monsters, like vampires, werewolves, and demons. ;)

✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Sh3lly ✨ Guardian of Mermaids with Broken Tails ✨ wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "I'm with you, Veronica, people around here are WEIRD. A good thing ..."

You DIDN'T read that, did you? *shame shame* It's only like 10 pages! #noexcuse (It was a good one too.)

I actually DID read that one. I was peeking through my fingers the whole time. *laughs*

Monty Cupcake ☠ Queen of Bloodshed ☠ wrote: "Flared nostrils, stuffed animals, Bigfoot, tentacles, dragons, mermen,..."
I wonder why Frankenstein hasn't been used, or maybe Frankenpenis? With bolts coming out of the sides, stitched together from the best parts of the best penises around.

Oh that's a disturbing image...

Haha I know!! Guess I'll write it myself!!

Ha! Yep, if you can't find it, make it yourself. And hey, the posts here have already proven you'll have a market for it. ;)

I see a NY Times best seller in my future. Lol!!