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I'd love to give all the reasons I hate the Whitecloaks, but the status limit would have to allow at least 9,999,999 characters for me to fit it all in! For you, Whitecloaks...
— Apr 28, 2016 03:44AM
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NYNAEVE - "Please don't scold me, Elayne."
Okay, I can buy into a world with magic and swords made of fire, but Nynaeve showing humility?!? NOW you've stretched my suspension of disbelief too far, Mr. Jordan! xD
— Jun 19, 2016 04:50AM
Okay, I can buy into a world with magic and swords made of fire, but Nynaeve showing humility?!? NOW you've stretched my suspension of disbelief too far, Mr. Jordan! xD
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"Facing Moghedien is difficult. She hides and takes no risks. She attacks only where she sees weakness, and moves only in shadows. If she fears defeat, she will run, then hides waiting for her own moment to strike.
It's like Jordan was begging me to use a cat gif with that quote!
— Jun 16, 2016 03:30AM
It's like Jordan was begging me to use a cat gif with that quote!
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Rand leveled his sword woven of fire. A bar of solid fire shot from his blade to strike the Shadowspawn.
Rand is no simple shepherd anymore, he is ready for this fight!
Well, almost ready...
— Jun 13, 2016 03:54AM
Rand is no simple shepherd anymore, he is ready for this fight!
Well, almost ready...
David - proud Gleeman in Branwen's adventuring party
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"The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills," Moiraine told him, voice coolly calm but dark eyes hot as she stared at him, "but a fool can strangle himself in the Pattern. Have a care you do not weave a noose for your neck."
I love how Moiraine can make even threats sound so flowery!
— Jun 09, 2016 04:08AM
I love how Moiraine can make even threats sound so flowery!
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"Forward the White Lion!" Elayne shouted, the battle cry of Andor, as she charged at the attacker.
Elayne is trying to disguise herself as a native of Tarabon and then on a crowded street she screams the battle cry of her home country, instead... Smooth, Elayne, smooth! xD
— Jun 06, 2016 04:02AM
Elayne is trying to disguise herself as a native of Tarabon and then on a crowded street she screams the battle cry of her home country, instead... Smooth, Elayne, smooth! xD
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PERRIN - "Swing a hammer in haste, and you usually hit your own thumb."
That's true! Even Thor has his clumsy moments!
— Jun 04, 2016 04:41AM
That's true! Even Thor has his clumsy moments!
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Liandrin smiled. "Would you like to be my dog, Jaichim?"
She grabbed the man's head and shook it from side to side. "A good dog does not question his mistress. I throw the stick; you fetch. I say kill; you kill. Yes?"
Liandrin is so evil, if she were a dog, she'd be this one...
— Jun 01, 2016 03:53AM
She grabbed the man's head and shook it from side to side. "A good dog does not question his mistress. I throw the stick; you fetch. I say kill; you kill. Yes?"
Liandrin is so evil, if she were a dog, she'd be this one...
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Mat gulped down the tea, a shudder followed. "Tastes like the inside of my boots!"
But he gave her a bow, formal enough until he grinned, "I thank you. And I won't ask if you added anything just to give it that... memorable taste!"
Mat had me grinning like Cage at that one!
— May 29, 2016 04:15AM
But he gave her a bow, formal enough until he grinned, "I thank you. And I won't ask if you added anything just to give it that... memorable taste!"
Mat had me grinning like Cage at that one!
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Faile shivered. "Sometimes Aes Sedai make me... uneasy," she murmured.
"Uneasy?" Perrin said. "Most of the time they scare me half to death!"
Be afraid, Perrin! Be very afraid!
— May 27, 2016 03:11AM
"Uneasy?" Perrin said. "Most of the time they scare me half to death!"
Be afraid, Perrin! Be very afraid!
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"Stop, Perrin! Things of the Shadow walk the dream now. Slayer is here in the flesh, and he can kill you!"
Finally, I get to meet Slayer! (The mysterious assassin, I mean, not the band...although meeting the band Slayer would be pretty cool, too!)
— May 24, 2016 03:58AM
Finally, I get to meet Slayer! (The mysterious assassin, I mean, not the band...although meeting the band Slayer would be pretty cool, too!)
